Empire Glassworks

Empire Glassworks Large Penis Pipe

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Empire Glassworks is never short on inspiration, and never cuts a quality corner in the name of novelty. This impressively Large Penis Hand Pipe boasts intricate detail — veinage and all — crafted in California with thick and erect, high grade borosilicate. American glass excellence and rich hand-worked colors will have you suckin’ down some seriously powerful puffs with premium performance. This handmade penis pipe measures a pleasing 6.5 inches of phallic inspiration. (If you’re looking for more of a “just the tip” size, check out our small 4-incher.) The ready-for-a-solid-load length is complemented by side carb construction to cool your smoke with some outside air. Whether you’re looking to make an ironic statement on the patriarchy, need the perfect party gift, or know someone who’s just a real dick – this pipe is here to boost your mood. Because dick jokes never get old. Prepare for lots of laughs while passing this one through the crew.


Features of this Dry Pipe

Hand Pipe
This hand pipe rests casually in your palm (or paw), and works directly with dry herb or concentrates without the addition of water.
Spoon
The most popular hand pipe design, spoon pipes are named for their resemblance to the venerable dinner utensil.
Dry Herb
This piece works with dry herbs! Dry herbs are the pure plant form, best when paired with a quality grinder for evenly cut material.
American Glass
I may be an English Bulldog, but I was born in the USA! And that's just how I like my glass: 100% Made in the USA. American glass is well-known for its high quality standards meaning this piece will last longer, break less, and have a sturdy feel in your hand.
Deep Bowl
This pipe features a deep-set spoon to hold a large amount of ground material. That means lots of rips before needing to reload.
Carb
This piece includes a carb -- the small hole that channels fresh outside air into your pipe for a cooling, soothing effect. Place your thumb on the carb to allow your pipe to fill with smoke before letting go for a refreshing clearing action.
Borosilicate
I've got my Boo Paw of Approval on this bulldog-strong glass. This piece is crafted with strong borosilicate glass that's known for being durable against breakage, resistant to extreme and quick-changing temperatures, and easy to clean.
Handspun Glass
Handspun glass is entirely handcrafted through continuous, careful spinning by the glass artist, rather than the use of a lathe tool. Handspun glass requires an exceptional amount of skill to create.

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